The fastest way to get me to leave your blog

Ya wanna know how to get rid of me fast? I mean as fast as I can click away from your blog? Have some kind, any kind of music or other sounds start shrieking from your blog. I don't want your sound here while I am using MY computer. I already have my own sound. You need to keep yours to yourself. Nobody wants to be bombarded by YOUR favorite tune. Oy vey. What the hell are you thinking when you go to the effort to make your blog totally and utterly unreadable because you have added a freaking soundtrack?
Ask around. NOBODY (and I mean nobody) likes this intrusion.

It's as if the blogger with the noise is screaming for attention. Just stop it already.