I wish I'd said it first:
"The world is a stage but the play is badly cast"
"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away."
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."
"Life is a great, big canvas and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Friday, January 12, 2007
Please, Will Someone Make It Stop!
I am talking about web sites and Blogs that have an audio file that goes on when you surf on in! WTF is up with that shit? I mean, come on... It takes forever for the page to load -- and I have high speed cable access... It stalls every single time and then the hellish sound of whatever it is just starts playing and my speakers are up because I just listened to Jethro Tull and I had to play THAT loud... So I am stunned into a state of absolute horror by the sound of what someone in Michigan, who's hobby is knitting and playing with her cats has stuck on her f-ing blog! Ahhhh! Today I was blog surfing -- it's a habit, okay? And I dropped in on a page that stalled my computer and I waited... and I waited...and I waited only to have (once the page loaded...) the incredible sound of BAG-FUCKING-PIPES screaming out the Scottish national anthem! I just about fell out of my chair. I tell ya' it was a cruel and disturbing, pig-scream-fest of bag pipe, wear yer kilt around the room while eating haggis, that I ever heard. I have zero idea what the blog was about (I'm guessing it had something to do with Scotland...) because I hit the NEXT BLOG button so fast that my computer almost flew off my desk.
So please... If you are reading this and are thinking to yourself -- "Hmmm I wonder how you put an audio file on the old blog...."
STOP IT! IT IS ULTRA ANNOYING AND RETARDED!