I wish I'd said it first:
"The world is a stage but the play is badly cast"
"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away."
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."
"Life is a great, big canvas and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
In-N-Outrage! The Jesus Parade Is Just A Drive-Thru Away!
Yesterday, after some last minute back to school shopping, I drove through In-N-Out Burger to pick up some dinner. I had just finished my Double-Double and was slurping on my chocolate shake when my son informed me that there were Bible scripture references on the bottom of the drink cups ---- Sure enough, there they were -
The shake had one, the drink cup had a different one and then we noticed that the burger wrappers had them too. We were being proselytized to in some weird sub-concious way. Jesus was watching me drink that chocolate shake. I was put off. Then, it was brought to my attention today, that Alaska Airlines includes scriptures with the crappy airline food. Not a prayer that says "Jesus, I hope this food tastes better than it looks" but real annoying Bible verses, just like my Mommy spit out right after I got the switch on the back of my legs.
The Religious freak show has set up its tent and it's even closer than I thought...