
In our email group, we used to have our very own brainwashed member of the GOP who was okay until he hit himself in the head with a hammer and went off the deep end and went evangelical on us... It was like watching a really scary movie and you're yelling; "Get the HELL OUT OF THAT HOUSE!" But instead, they answer the phone and find GOD. I mean it was some bad juju. He took his little friend Jim with him when he went and they now worship at a S. Baptist Church somewhere in Michigan and are planning a summer trip to Jesus Camp together after they stop at Graceland and pray at the alter of Elvis. We all opened his emails with a cringing sort of shudder - hoping against hope that he would sort of snap out of it -- but then his wife, who reads all of his emails for him, decided that I (Yes me) am SATAN and that I was having an evil influence on HIM (yes him???) and she got all weirdly jealous (!!!!!) thinking that the two of us would somehow meet and form a giant clump of cosmic monkey poo which would turn into a living breathing thing - or something like that. She told him in no uncertain terms that he was not ALLOWED (He is really a grown up, I swear he is) to ever write to me or read anything I wrote and if he did, she would make him stand on his flat, little Republican head and stack BB's with his eyelashes while reciting John:16 but replacing the word God with "My Wife who I pledge to give both of my balls to every morning". I swear that this is all true! (Okay, so I editorialized a little.)
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