I wish I'd said it first:
"The world is a stage but the play is badly cast"
"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away."
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."
"Life is a great, big canvas and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Jesus Sighting in a bathroom...
I know you can see Jesus. He's peeking around the back of an old, moldy bathtub... He's winking at YOU through the caulking for GOD'S sake!
He used rust to his advantage. He's sporting a jaunty seashell on his head... (why did Jesus make a seashell appear on his rusty head?)
This piece of wall was sold on Ebay. I didn't even bother to find out how much the religious icon went for...
That darned Jesus is a real, fucking goof-ball.